I am not a gamer

An example of just how much, presented itself the last time we went over to the island.
We have a fun tradition of playing a single arcade game whenever we take the ferry.
This last time we went over I chose a cool looking luge game that you sat in like you were actually in one and turned the whole seat left and right to turn.
Fun right?
That's what I thought too, except that I was the only one who didn't catch on that it wasn't working and that all the turning and hilarious body slams I was making on it were in fact DOING NOTHING to affect the outcome of the game.

That's my style.